From The Gunslinger:
For those who haven't heard, Washington State just passed both laws - gay marriage and legalized marijuana.
The fact that gay marriage and marijuana were legalized on the same day makes perfect biblical sense because Leviticus 20:13 says, "If a man lies with another man they should be stoned."
We just hadn't interpreted it correctly before!
I imagine untold numbers of fundamentalist preachers across the Bible Belt just had simultaneous, massive heart attacks over that interpretation of Scripture . . .